A frightening development is sweeping the nation. Affecting the lives of millions of people, this travesty is eating away at the heart of our society. Rampaging through every community in our great country, this horrible epidemic must be stopped. Ladies, please, we are begging you. Just say no to big white panties.
In this hilarious collection of essays about relationships, Dale Alderman explores the different viewpoints men and women have about each other. Although he has been with his wife, Starla, for over twenty years, Dale freely admits that he knows absolutely nothing about women and he has the stories to prove it including Nothing Says I Love You Like a Leaf Blower, The Thingy Is Going Ggguuurrrgggg, I Want My HGTV, What Is That Smell, Ow, You Are On My Hair, With This Pre-nup I Thee Wed, My Eggs Are Rotting, Boys Do Not Tinkle, and Why Do Men Scratch.
Ladies, if you have ever wondered what your man is really thinking, Dale will tell you. Guys, if your lady has ever left you confused and frustrated, you are not alone. Dale has been there, too. To strengthen your relationship, sit on the couch with your soul mate, share a nice box of wine, and laugh out loud at Big White Panties.
Take a wild ride through fatherhood with Dale Alderman and his two young sons. You will laugh out loud as this goofball dad and his kinetic kids turn normal daily activities into hilarious escapades. Find out why Dale loves being an Everyday Dad.
A frightening development is sweeping the nation. Affecting the lives of millions of people, this travesty is eating away at the heart of our society. This horrible epidemic must be stopped. Ladies, please, just say no to big white panties.
For twelve years, Dale Alderman coached a wide range of youth sports including; baseball, football, basketball, lacrosse, track, and soccer. He has felt the testosterone-fueled rush of winning and the gut-wrenching torment of losing.
What would happen if a dog became a superhero? In this exciting middle-grade adventure, Joe is a run-of-the-puppy-mill cocker spaniel who dreams of being special but suffers from the curse of being average.
The funky canine crimefighters, MegaDog and Baywolf, are back in action. On the tropical island of OomPoppaMowMow, King Scooter, also known as The Regal Beagle, has a serious problem. A volcano, Mount Blowachunka, will soon erupt and destroy the island paradise.
Dale's 50th birthday snuck up on him and smacked him in the face with a wet squirrel. He never thought much about getting older until his knees started popping and cracking like a flight of creaky old stairs in a spooky haunted house.