Coach, I Gotta Pee

A Humor Book by Dale Alderman

For twelve years, Dale Alderman coached a wide range of youth sports including; baseball, football, basketball, lacrosse, track, and soccer. He has felt the testosterone-fueled rush of winning and the gut-wrenching torment of losing. For the record, Dale hates losing more than tofu, asparagus, and beets. 


In this collection of funny stories about youth sports, Dale provides a view of the field from a coach’s perspective. Episodes include; Coach I Gotta Pee, Draft Karma, The Crying Game, and What is that Smell? Dale is not a sports psychologist. 


He is not like Phil Jackson or Nick Saban and he doesn’t have a hand full of enormous championship rings. All he has is a few plastic trophies and a closet full of free shirts and hats. He is just a volunteer dad and that’s fine with him.